compy

Compsognathus: an incredibly small dinosaur about the size of a chicken.
:also an incredibly annoying dinosaur that hops on you and starts eating your chest in Dino Crisis II who also ate Chucky in Mafia.

"ahhh the compys eating my liver!!!" -Chucky

by harlequinne May 29, 2005

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cummy fives

Verb, the act of ejaculating in your own hand, and then without wiping, giving someone a high five. Accepted as form of affection in some social circles. Unacceptable when having a 3some with your best friend.

Chad has been giving everyone cummy fives since fucking Sherry.

by the tuke December 16, 2011

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019