cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016

cucumbersome

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

by manshaman December 9, 2008

Cucumberbatch

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.

1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."

by Diba102 July 28, 2013

cuckslayer

An individual who unleashes divine verbal savagery as a response to any male FemiNazi sympathizer accusing them of being a bigot or misogynist.

After saying, "men should never give in to the feminist agenda of watering down their manhood and become more sensitive", Stephen accused Dennis of being a bigot. Without the slightest hesitation, Dennis responded, "instead of talking, why don't you use your mouth to lick my baby batter off your wife's ass as usual... because I'm finished pounding it like a game of whack-a-mole".

Speechless and with moist eyes, Stephen realized he was in the presence of a legendary cuckslayer.

by UberSavage405 November 17, 2016

cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

Cucunta

When a man and woman have sex with the woman on top, one up-down cycle (bounce) is known as a cucunta. Often written as a sound effect. See also cuntaval.

"With rapid cucuntas she rode my cock."

"Cucunta, cucunta, cucunta - SQUIRT!"

by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004

cucumber calm

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

by ticklepanties August 20, 2014