crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.

take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !

by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

Crutches

Painful torture devices that doctors might tell you to use if you have some sort of injury to your leg or foot or something. They are very annoying and get in the way, and they limit what you can do with your life until you are healed enough to happily ditch them in someone's basement.

Random person: *Sees injured person on crutches* Oh, they're probably faking their injury.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.

by Rhinestone Medici April 16, 2018

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.

by BDBD14 April 7, 2024

Crutch

Something that gives a bad player a significant advantage and/or something that's good but doesn't take much skill and hinders the actual good players in a game

1. "Dude I hate it so much when they b
uff the Warhammer, it barely takes any skill to use it"

2. "Not gonna lie, Brawler's rage path is basically just a crutch for bad players"

by Zukov The Ultra W October 25, 2023

crutch

When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other

Why is Echo always right next to choices
Choices crutch!!

by Blue toaster May 10, 2024