custard chucker

A male penis, speficially describing the penis during ejaculation.

Beat my custard chucker like it owes you money and open wide, beeyotch!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

Jungle Custard

The semen of another man queefed by a woman

Growled this girl out and she queefed jungle custard on me

by Sando48 August 31, 2018

Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.

Custard Trout xbox live playstation troll

by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009

Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018

chuck my custard

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

by LCT July 18, 2006

custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017