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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
by Papacito December 6, 2020
mugGet the sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSantmug.

Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.
I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex
by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016
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Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant
by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017
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Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head
Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
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