If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

booty croissant

The last name of a clear Mexican man. This last name is almost unrecognizable when showed at first glance but the more you look the more you can see booty croissant.

Friend- “ hey audrey booty croissant “

by UwU_Nuzzles July 2, 2019

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021