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portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017
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Crockpot

Crockpot means gross food is coming
by Penis fg May 26, 2021
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Erotic Crockpot

To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
by Drooby00 July 26, 2021
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Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works
She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot
by Brosephstein June 24, 2016
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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
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