Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.

"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."

by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009

Blacks don't crack

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.

"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."

by TworkFan February 2, 2006

Cracka

A derogatory term for any pale and/or white individual who cracks & peel from the Life-giving SUN..

This cracka is trying 2 peel away from the SUN 2 find some shade.

by Neo Morpheus January 19, 2015

Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009

Boob Crack

Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.

"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"

"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"

"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"

person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!

Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.

by Harrison's Girl July 10, 2012

crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

by onemodbird December 11, 2013

on crack

Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something

Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!

by TheDuke January 25, 2005