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Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014
mugGet the Lady Cratermug.

crater clit

Someone who has vigerous intercourse, cause mass damage to the female reproduction system
You have a crater clit
by Crater clit September 22, 2016
mugGet the crater clitmug.

Craters to the Face

some one who is so ugly they make u want to throw up.
(acne, and general uglyness)
did u see that girl, looks like she took craters to the face
by kerel January 5, 2004
mugGet the Craters to the Facemug.

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
mugGet the Monk Cratermug.

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
by ItsInu January 13, 2023
mugGet the tour cratermug.

Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 29, 2021
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
mugGet the Crater Wastedmug.

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