A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

by Crater clit September 22, 2016

by kerel January 5, 2004

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
by ItsInu January 13, 2023

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
by krillia June 29, 2021

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
