crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

crappienono

devil’s place

hey, your mind is crappienono!

did you just come back from crappienono?

by BC_2013 April 28, 2021

crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003

crappify

Taking something that appears new and altering it to make it look really, really used.

Trent Reznor to roadie: "What, is this a brand-new mike stand? I can't use this! Crappify it by at least 65 percent for the show tonight."

by Dreaux August 29, 2005

Crappit

1.Referring to the quality of one

2.Turd

3.Expression

4. Freak (knappy Headed)

1.There are a few crappits over there. Steer Clear Of Them.

2."the toliet is backed up; there are 4 crappits in there, so be careful."

3. "*^&% this stupid Bill Gates, Crappit!"

4. "Get away from me, you crappit! How'd you do your hair this morining, with a weed-eater?"

by posterboard October 14, 2008