mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

clappers

goes very fast, accelerates quickly

"goes like the clappers!"

by RoeDao August 1, 2005

crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 6, 2004

going like the clappers

anything which appears to be going fast or repetitvly.
from either the loose hammers inside churchbells, or an old shrove tuesday custom involving begging by clapping stones together

going like the clappers
running like the clappers

by metaneme August 1, 2007

crapper

A toilet.

"Dude, I'm full, time to head to the crapper."

by x January 22, 2003

waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 22, 2004