clamf

An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.

I clamfed at that comment!

by Teh Grandfather April 17, 2007

5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

Chamfer

Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish

:chamfar:

by ACE|FRAG January 7, 2003

chamf

Acronym for "Cheap Ass Mother Fucker."

He stuck you with the bill? What a chamf.

by King Lemur October 3, 2006

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006