Craigophobia

When you get scared or sexually aroused at the sound of the name Craig and or image of someone you know who is named Craig.

Guy One: Dude did you just hear that?
Guy Two: Hear what?
Guy One: I heard someone say the name Craig.
Guy Two: So?
Guy One: I'm not sure if I should masturbate or pee my pants, I feel so sexually aroused and scared all at once.
Guy Two: You have Craigophobia!

by Thatonecrazybitchwithsixcats January 2, 2014

Craigorey

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.

Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.

by smokeysky November 12, 2010

crainge

Something dessicated and unidentifiable found in unvaccumed carpeting or unswept floors, often in dorm rooms.

Dude, keep your shoes on in their room, the floor is loaded with crainge.

by boomboom987 November 5, 2009

craigor

An all round great guy

"Wow that's amazing!"
"oh you mean like Craigor?"

by CraigorNZ June 14, 2019

idiopathic craniofacial erythema

Extreme shyness. A tendency to blush at the slightest provocation.

When I was very young, my sister caught me watching her bath. I have been afflicted with idiopathic craniofacial erythema ever since. I am seeing a shrink about it.

by klumsyklutz January 23, 2012

cranio-sacral therapy

administration of theraputic punishment to a subject's head using a hardened object, generally coercive and equivalent to an old time attitude adjustment

Hey mate! You look rather dizzy after your cranio-sacral therapy session.

by austin the satyr February 17, 2005

el craigo

a stocky, mammilian flesh tube that sports a full head of hair, known as an afro.

Let's go to the disco and hunt el craigo!

by die a deadly death June 3, 2003