crackablunkaphlum

The word to describe a relationship between people who seem to have romantic feelings for each other but where one or both refuse to act on these feelings.

May be caused by fear of commitment.
May be caused by fear of sex.

It's quite bloody crazy.

Lizzy: We're not a couple! We're crackablunkaphlum!
Finch: But we're practically married! we sleep in the same bed for God's sake!
Lizzy: Crackablunkaphlum!
Finch: But I LOVE YOU
Lizzy: I crackablunkaphlum you!
Finch: But I haven't had sex in a year!
Lizzy: That's crackablunkaphlum!

by DTravers81 January 17, 2008

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Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008

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crackadoodle

a juvenile refence to the intergluteal cleft, aka butt crack

Hey, don't go near the crackadoodle.

by UnknowninDallas January 12, 2021

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Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

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Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

by Saitama 777 February 28, 2022

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