cosmic debris

1. Straight gibberish laid down by a jive talkin turkey.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.

1. I don't know who he thought he was foolin with all that cosmic debris.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.

by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 18, 2007

Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.

While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.

by Wes Martin December 22, 2008

Cosmic rippe

1.Stupid newb who spends his life doing the "kamasutra" of runescape.
2.Autominer
3. Runescape addict

Wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

by undreamtx December 8, 2004

Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010

cosmic right

To perform any act of a positive nature that will either negate a previous transgression or amount to future good fortune; Righting a wrong to bring balance back into the universe.

I totally cosmic righted myself when I paid my ex the $500 I owned from 3 years ago that she forgot about.

Jake picked up a cosmic right by shoveling his elderly neighbors' driveway after the blizzard.

by Steyer January 30, 2008