cosmic debris

1. Straight gibberish laid down by a jive talkin turkey.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.

1. I don't know who he thought he was foolin with all that cosmic debris.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.

by jeff wickliffe May 10, 2006

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 15, 2007

Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.

While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.

by Wes Martin December 21, 2008

Cosmic rippe

1.Stupid newb who spends his life doing the "kamasutra" of runescape.
2.Autominer
3. Runescape addict

Wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

by undreamtx December 08, 2004

Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014

Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.

Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.

by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 15, 2022