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Cosmic pussy

Dude that bitch let me fuck last night and she got that cosmic pussy!
by YungAdvil February 26, 2018
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cosmic twin

Someone who has a lot of the same interests and similar personality type. If you two were to bang it would be a cosmic event. You and your cosmic twin would be a great couple if you ever got together even though this would probably happen when you two are in your late 60s-early 70s
Gimli: "Yo, Aragorn and Arwen look so cute together!"

Legolas: " I know! They have so much in common too! They must be Cosmic Twins!"
by Morphyne July 12, 2015
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Cosmic Party Syndrome

The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.
Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?

Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
by Wantai September 23, 2012
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Cosmic Pocket Brownie

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.
"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."
by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020
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cosmic screwgie

When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.
I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie
by Le Niff May 1, 2006
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Cosmic Love

Cosmic love is when you love everything and everybody.
by CurtCurtCCurt May 10, 2018
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CosmicPvP

Factions minecraft server where most of the staff is biased against most of the playerbase, where you can buy the worst rank in the game that does nothing for about $20, and where the best players get banned.

New players won't notice anything wrong with the server... just you wait.
Player 1: Hey wanna play cosmicpvp?
Player 2: Nah I've heard the staff will just ban you if you dominate the server too well
by yaeeoot July 8, 2019
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