cosmic debris

1. Straight gibberish laid down by a jive talkin turkey.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.

1. I don't know who he thought he was foolin with all that cosmic debris.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.

by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 18, 2007

Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.

While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.

by Wes Martin December 22, 2008

Cosmic Injustice

An injustice of cosmic proportions.

It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.

by maynors September 15, 2014

Cosmic rippe

1.Stupid newb who spends his life doing the "kamasutra" of runescape.
2.Autominer
3. Runescape addict

Wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe

by undreamtx December 8, 2004

cosmic fiesta

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 14, 2022