cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

The state of euphoria felt when inhaling Nitrous Oxide/ Laughing Gas.

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

Ah man, last weekend I did a double and took a long swim in the Cosmic River!

Pass me the cracker, it's time to go to the Cosmic Flow, Joe!

Gnarly Bra! I just took a Cosmic Flow in the Cosmic River!

by memberwhen March 22, 2017

cosmic consciousness

"...a higher form of consciousness than that possessed by the ordinary man." (Richard Maurice Bucke)

It makes more sense when viewed through Cosmic Consciousness.

by MadmanMichael April 21, 2017

Cosmic pussy

pussy so good it's out of this world

Dude that bitch let me fuck last night and she got that cosmic pussy!

by YungAdvil February 26, 2018

cosmic twin

Someone who has a lot of the same interests and similar personality type. If you two were to bang it would be a cosmic event. You and your cosmic twin would be a great couple if you ever got together even though this would probably happen when you two are in your late 60s-early 70s

Gimli: "Yo, Aragorn and Arwen look so cute together!"

Legolas: " I know! They have so much in common too! They must be Cosmic Twins!"

by Morphyne July 12, 2015

Cosmic Party Syndrome

The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.

Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?

Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.

by Wantai September 23, 2012