Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

genghis corn

The most feared vegetable in the history of central Asia.

Mönkhbat: "Whaddup Bro, ate some buffalo last night with a side dish of Genghis Corn. Woke up and my village had been destroyed, man."
Ganbaatar: "Terrible."

by bigmoneymaker June 12, 2012

Reborn Corn

Specifically refers to the corn that comes out whole in your poop even though you know you chewed it beyond forensic recoverability.

This is not a synonym for corn on the log, but refers to the type of corn found within it. Further scientific (and non-scientific) research is required to confirm what we already know: it can be found in all types of poop.

George: Hey Paco, I pooped out some of that reborn corn this morning.

Paco: You mean you squeezed out some corn on the log?
George: No bro, nothing solid about it. It came out as a major explosive of whole corn crapnel.
Paco: Hey, how many words are we trying to illustrate here?
George: Well, it did remind me of Atomic Kitten, because I made them whole again.
Paco: You're going to try to get away with that?

by Totallyfrank January 14, 2022

Eye candy corn

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.

From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.

by QuadConPana October 20, 2014

Cream Corn Pone

Cream corn mixed with corn pone.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, Nate left several helpings of "Cream Corn Pone" in the toilet.

by El Exquisito November 25, 2016

full candy corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

Corine

Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C

Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C

by GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN April 9, 2019