Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 6, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Cola

A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.

"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"

- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.

by The Bawss September 28, 2010

pulling a Cholak

Under pressure, one emits a series of random and indiscriminate words in place of an appropriate and relevant response. Can be used as a verb.

I was totally macking on this sweet honey when I found myself pulling a Cholak!

Scenario:

attractive girl wanders up, begins conversation:
girl: i love your shirt, you wanna come back to my place?
guy: i uh, uh, meat pocket brainstorm farm fresh toothpaste
-girl leaves-
guy: AHHH i just pulled a cholak!

by Aggro Craig November 1, 2007

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

coca-cola bottle

A women with curves just like a coke bottle, glass..

Look at that beautiful women over there she's shaped just like a coca-cola bottle.🙌🙏

by Poppy 717 gbb September 1, 2018

chola brows

1. Those really skinny, dark, sharpied in eyebrows that cholas have.

2. The nickname I give my sister, because she has chola brows.

Every time I call my sister chola brows, Amanda laughs.

by Got HT December 27, 2008

coelacanth

A fish derived from a group once thought extinct. Used as a rhetorical tool by cryptozoologists and creationists to give themselves credibility; the former believe that if a "prehistoric fish" can be found then so can the big monsters that people cook up, while the latter believes that the fish is proof that animals don't evolve.

1. The cryptozoologists don't realize that there's a big difference between finding a coelacanth off the South African coast and finding a 10-foot hairy humanoid in the rapidly dissapearing wooded space in between Starbucks sites.

2. The creationists don't realize that it's the fish's lineage that's ancient and the fish is actually different than its fossil ancestors; and even if it hadn't, it wouldn't matter because natural selction will retard change if a species is perfectly adapted.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006