Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 01, 2018

cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

cool beans

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

by Albus October 05, 2005

Cool Beans

Something usually losers say. Commonly used by people named Colleen.

Man: Hey I found your beanie.
Colleen: Cool Beans.

by DumbGayFagGuy December 18, 2014

cool beans

A phrase used by pre-teens and immature people instead of simply saying cool.

Mary: "I just got a new puppy!"
Lina: "OMG! COOL BEANS!!!!"

Mary: -____-

by spaghetti-fever August 18, 2012

cool beans

the coolest word from the 90s for awesome being brought back by Dboparoni O.

dude, patrick purcell, that's cool beans!

by patrick purcell August 24, 2006