consultion

unsolicited advice given as if it was the best advice ever

It's time for our monthly consultion meetings with the parent company team.
Okay, thanks for your consultion.

by woodwork professional April 11, 2022

kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.

“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P

by Shadwims December 20, 2017

Summer Activities Consultant

a boyfriend/girlfriend who spends the entire summer with you

Troy Bolton: Your summer activities consultant has arrived
Gabriella Montez: Hopefully some of those activities will include a job

by chickenquesadilla June 17, 2021

Fowler Public Sector Consulting

A horrible slur for traffic engineers.

Wow seth you're a Fowler Public Sector Consulting.

by Abby Finnegan February 6, 2024

consultation

a meeting with an expert or professional, such as a medical doctor, in order to seek advice.

a consultation with a homeopathic doctor

by Yranoitcid_Nabru231343 January 10, 2021

Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.

Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!

by Saaks June 25, 2021