connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.

where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB

by theham December 29, 2013

connecticut women

Women who only date assholes. These women are generally from Connecticut and have specific criteria for dating. They look for a man with one or more of the following traits:
1. is an asshole
2. treats them like shit

"Hey, I heard you did that really romantic thing for Stacey on Valentine's day. How did it go?"
"Not very well. She said she still likes Richard."
"But when she and Richard were dating, he treated her like shit and was a complete asshole to her. He even hit her."
"I know. She's such a Connecticut woman."

"So then I was a complete gentleman and treated her like a lady, so she broke up with me."
"Wow. Connecticut women these days."

by COOOORRAL!!!! February 26, 2014

connectionship

is a poetic journey that explores love, pain, joy, confusion, society- LIFE.

They couldn't really call what they had a relationship, it was a connectionship.

by Veronica Adams June 20, 2015

Connecticut Kiss

The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.

I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...

by FallenStar65 February 2, 2019

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.

I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.

by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011

the connection is really bad here

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.

Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.

by idza March 15, 2011