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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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Congerbating

To masturbate while fantasizing about someone so intently, that you start to believe you actually had sex with that person.
Congerbater: Hey you know that Jessica chick? man I nailed her hard.

Friend A: No, I know for a fact that you did not. You were Congerbating again weren't you?
by Kamisama-x November 6, 2009
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Congeeble

1. When two parts that have no evident correlation somehow, someway, combine in a super natural way.

2. A fecal compaction of the bowls; Constipated
I am so damn congeebled.
by Kbrosemeyer April 17, 2022
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concept1

n. 1. Any or all insane persons with a tendency to write or say random things at inappropriate times.

n. 2. One who gets pleasure from wasting someone's time.
"Oh my God, concept1 needs to kill himself."

"That guy is so concept1, he doesn't have any real friends."

"Did you see concept1's girlfriend? She is hot!"
by Bryan Fury April 17, 2004
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cogeybear

native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*
by ogeybearcay November 3, 2009
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Concentration Cramp

An alternative name for a headache.

Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.
"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"

"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"
by ratherdashing April 1, 2017
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conceptual sex

Adj. concepts concerning sexual intercorse usually sexual role play (i.e batman and robin) or when holding a fidget spinner
I had conceptual sex after looking at that horse.

Pennsylvanian: I think I just had conceptual sex.

New Jerseyian: you thinkin about your cousin again lol .
by Yar big daddy July 3, 2017
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