comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007

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Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

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Comportable

The subject of thinking of the words, "Portable Computer". In this instance, a laptop.

I will need my comportable for work.

by ComputerTechy May 26, 2009

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Comfartable

When you are comfortable to fart around someone

"I am so comfartable around you."

by otherbloodally June 21, 2019

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(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.

A convertable yellow saab is a good example.

The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

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