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Confederate Battle Flag Waver

Just some guy trying to show his love for the south, or soldiers that died in the Civil War give them a break jeez
Person A: BRO IS THAT A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG WAVER? FUCKING RACIST

Person B: *inhales*
by darty.person April 28, 2021
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Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011
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National Make Fun of a Confederate Day

April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.
"ItS My HErItAgE"

"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023
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Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.
by Balls Obama September 21, 2023
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Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.
The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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Confederate Sub

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.
It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.
by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022
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Confederate Trash

noun: A person or people who believe in or willingly uphold a Patriarchal focused society, propagating discriminatory principles which have repeatedly been debunked including white supremacy, misogyny, eugenics, bigotry, etc.

Despite what it’s name may suggest, Confederate Trash is representative of an entire problematic narrative instead of a region- so anyone may be considered Confederate Trash anywhere they need to be identified as such! This term can be globally recognized for describing a nuisance brought upon by extremism.
Boy: “Women need to shut their legs if they don’t want problems!”

Girl: “okay Confederate Trash”
by ThePageMaister June 28, 2022
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