cosmosexual

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld

You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual

by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006

Chomosexual

Slang for pedophile

Tristen is a chomosexual because his girlfriend is underage

by R. Arson May 23, 2021

Cooser

An extremely awesome or cool person.

"What a cooser! i'd love to hang out with him."
you're SUCH a cooser! call me!

by scruffymumfkins May 22, 2007

comsep

some who is misunderstood. a COMSEP is a common misunderstanding. It is associated wiht homosexually but in reality, it just plain isnt

i aint comsep fool! im just camp!

by big boy bel October 25, 2006

comasexual

A man with his brain in his dick, often homophobic.

I don't pick up men for intelligent conversation, I'm just interested in comasexuals.

by oliverthered August 9, 2013

como se dice

Como se dice is the most annoying sentence in the world. It is used in Romania by the Italian people like a pick up line.

Italian people: Como se dice...
Romanian girl: O shit, I already like your personality!

by Robert Zmash November 20, 2016

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022