Cumtastic 

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

Cumtastic by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

Comcast dance 

When you move your remote-handling arm around in an effort to find somewhere that your Comcast box will receive a signal from your remote from.

The Comcast dance that Michael did at his party was only entertaining for the first 10 minutes.

Comcast dance by LadyKylias January 22, 2010

Comcastard 

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

Comcastard by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration 

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

Comcastration by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Comcast and chill 

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

Comcast and chill by ReadHerring May 12, 2016

Cockstica 

A swastica drawn with dicks.

You have a giant cockstica on your face bro!!

Cockstica by Angeledcock79 February 4, 2017

compaticorn 

Compatible with all signs

"What sign are you? you seem like a gemini..i dont like gemini's"

"No worries babe, im a COMPATICORN!

compaticorn by dlanigersirrom December 12, 2018