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coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.
Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
by ol blue November 3, 2015
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compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, droid also follows upward to 20 other fan pages, including those who roleplay the characters from the game.
person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing
by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021
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House Coma

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010
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Classroom coma

like a cubicle coma, when you have immense energy before class, but once you sit down, you hit the doldrums and get really sleepy. but once that bell rings and your out you gain all your energy back.
I woke up, went to the gym and hit it hard, but once i got to school, i went into a classroom coma, and found it hard to stay awake. After class, i went back into the gym and played basketball
by Paraphaneilya August 25, 2010
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poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 26, 2010
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Crown coma

being in an unresponsive state after drinking a bottle of crown royal
1-Hey man i didn't see conner at that party last night?

2-Cause he was in a crown coma on donnie's sofa.
by flameinthegreengame January 25, 2011
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Morning Coma

A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011
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