A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.
Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.
by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017
A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis May 30, 2011
“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”
“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”
“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”
by Ben Hollifield July 11, 2019
The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.
by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016
A coma in which you fall into a deep sleep after watching Avengers: Endgame, where you critically reflect the movie. This coma can last for 21 milliseconds-38 years, depending on your fortnite level. People who have woken up from endgame coma have said they met iron man in heaven.
oh sh#t, he has endgame coma.
by Joh(.I.O.N.I.S.)nny May 06, 2019
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013
As soon as I sat down at my school desk, I started yawning and falling asleep, and was instantly in a classroom coma, but as soon as I got to my car, I felt wide-awake.
by Jite September 20, 2010