Colombian beignet 

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

Colombian beignet by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

Colombian snowballs 

The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them

I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge

Colombian snowballs by Thatother1guy May 5, 2015

colombian firehose 

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

colombian firehose by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Colombian clearout 

This is the method of sniffing a large line of flake cocaine to loosen ones bowel.

Alright darling, can you point me to the shitter I need a Colombian clearout

Colombian clearout by afghani-tax-man January 2, 2017

Colombian Stand Off 

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

Colombian Stand Off by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

Colombian Poptart 

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

Colombian Poptart by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Colombian Log 

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

Colombian Log by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018