Coldplay 

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

Coldplay by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

Coldplay 

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

Coldplay by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplay 

A British alternative rock band that became famous in the early 2000s, and have since written several major hits. Most notably Fix You, Clocks, Paradise and Yellow. They still release new music as of 2022 and have collaborated with The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, and most recently BTS. The lyrics of Coldplay's songs often have very personal meaning to the artists, often talking about relationships, emotion and the beauty of the world.

'When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'

Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay

Coldplay by anonymous June 20, 2022

coldplay 

verb
To get busted on the jumbotron mid•concert while getting cozy with someone who's definitely not your spouse. Also
applies to sports events.

Andy and his HR executive got coldplayed last night; he tried to duck, but it was too late: the crowd was impressed by how shy they looked.

coldplay by Antunísio July 19, 2025

Coldplay 

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.

Coldplay by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

coldplay coma 

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

coldplay coma by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

Coldplay Hangover 

The hangover one gets after attending a very awesome Coldplay concert the night before. Due mostly to reminiscing about the high pitched voice of Chris Martin and the awesome instrumental backup he's provided with.

People who have Coldplay hangovers will usually stay at home the day after the concert listening to their music on repeat and posting statuses about how awesome the concert was on social networking sites such as Facebook.

"Hey man, do you wanna go to that party on the 1st?"
"Nah, I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a Coldplay hangover from their New Year's Eve concert."
"Aw man, I'm going to that concert too and I completely forgot about it. Looks like I'm going to call and cancel for the party."

Coldplay Hangover by TheAlphonso January 2, 2012