out kick your coverage

When an exceptionally average guy, a 4-6 on the scale of 1-10, manages to land a date with a girl who is a 8.5-10 and doesn't have a chance to keep her much longer. When a guy out kicks his coverage, it is generally associated with incredulous bystanders, jealous males, and looks of befuddlement. Other side effects are laughter and the making of bets for how much longer the two will be together.

Gosh, John, you really managed to out kick your coverage with Jessica...did she lose a bet.

by kinney_robonics November 1, 2013

Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.

Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

Coterf

A small white bear that is often times very horny. Used for calling someone horny.

"Quit being a Coterf"
"Dude, that Coterf is on my leg."

by JDiaz January 5, 2005

cover tab

a blank tab used to immediately switch to cover up pornographic material in the event that someone notices

John had a cover tab open to immediately switch to in the event someone caught him looking at porn

by idefygravity November 18, 2011

Codjer

The aforementioned beast is also legendarily dim when it comes to the operation of technology, particularly mobile phones; it has managed to break, lose or consume at least 17000 phones and when it has been in possession of one it will remarkably regularly fail to answer said phone, reply to text messages or even have said phone turned on.

It's also interesting to note that from time to time it will be noted to have what can only be described as a 'hideous paunch'

"Here did you text Codjer about it?"

"Aye man but he's probably swallowed his phone again"

by sexxaych1ck April 11, 2009

cover teacher

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign

cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser

by d*ck July 22, 2019