cockasus

a word used to describe a horny ass chicken

person 1- aye you see that cockasus

person 2- yeah he tryna get that mf chicken

by DaddyChill10000 March 23, 2021

cockdapuss

a cross between a cock and a pussy... when a dick is at the top of the pussy and then the vagina and then the balls

"thats a fine fine cockdapuss you have there"

by pregs December 2, 2007

cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

coctapus

a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.

My stupid coctapus of a boyfriend just hung up on me again!

by kuh-laire May 17, 2006

Cockthruster

When you are masturbating and you are about to cum, you jerk your dick a lot harder to make the sensation better

Last night I had a hard Cockthruster

by William Richards March 22, 2017

clocktopus

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.

"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."

by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007

Cocktacular Bitchwagon

A fucking idiot driving a car that doesn't understand how to drive. Changes lanes without signaling and then honks when you become angry. Also is filled with white trash people.

Wow, fucking cocktacular bitchwagon just cut me off.

Lets follow them and slash the tires.

Deal.

by AFMotoX311 October 20, 2009