Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.
I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?
When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.
When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.
by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010
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A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!
"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
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"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
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"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"
by A me li a July 21, 2008
Get the cockingtons mug.Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.
You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!
We were cocking in this biatch!
We were cocking in this biatch!
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Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
by MandyLikesFendi January 4, 2010
Get the Cocking mug.A person that acts stupid, foolish or dumb in a way that it's excessively annoying to those people around him/her. He/She is essentially an annoying dingus.
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Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
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