Cocknip

A person, place, thing, or idea which has the same effect on men as catnip on cats.

That chick was some seriously irresistible cocknip, I just couldn't stay away from her.

by InnocuousMinx May 25, 2017

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019

charlie cockings

charlie *suck* cocks is a very horny bugger who loves to watch fortnite porn he shags little kids on fortnite and is known as a top predator around the area of Nigeria. Hes the only white person in his village so it makes him the odd one out and hes also the only gay one in the village he gets bullied manyier times by his companions but he still meets up with all the little kids he plays with on fortnite irl and shags them up the bum. Charlie Cockings aka Pedo Cockings rekt brudda

do you know charlie cockings
ye boi
he cocks me up
eew his a nigerian gay person

by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019

cockingfucklesprick

Someone who you want to strangle because they drive you totally insane that is worse than an asshole but not quite as bad as a motherfucker.

Dadu is a cockingfucklesprick.

by Miz. Queen July 17, 2007

Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.

Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.

by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010

cocknigger

A male who utilizes subversion and deceit within his circle of so called "friends" in order to divert the attention of a woman away from a mutually interested man. Conversely the cocknigger may also use subversion and deceit to divert the attention of a man away from a woman he is interested in. The cockniggers goal is to sleep with the woman whom he has socially isolated or whose attention he has diverted away from the man she originally wanted.

Not to be confused with cockblocker who is someone who uses posture and body language to prevent other men from hitting on a woman while he makes a weak attempt at trying to impress her.

Jane - "Nathan says Joe has herpes, I totally wanted him until I found out. "
Sally - "Don't listen to Nathan, he is a cocknigger and would say anything. He just wants you for himself. "

--Conversely

Joe - "Man I am so into Jane. I want her bad and I think she wants me too. "
Nathan(cocknigger) - "She told me she thinks you're a jerk. She definitely isn't interested in you. Besides she's a total bitch, you wouldn't like her at all. "

by Gang Star 1 April 25, 2008