Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

Cockling

to gargle with cock.

Freddie: Karina's Breath sure smells great!
Annie: that's Cause she was cockling this morning!

by Freddie_Fresh December 10, 2007

cocklava

a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.

Cocklava the newest "SAN FRANCISCO TREAT".

by w poppier December 8, 2006

cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 17, 2006

Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

cockman

Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.

"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"

by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003

cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005