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nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius
She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap
by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.
E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"
by bighomiemood January 2, 2019
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Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.
Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.
by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011
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Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.
I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.
by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009
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cock slap

When a soldier in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II kill someone with a Knife.
I am going to cock slap him. I must sneak up on him and stab him, he is "cockslapped!"
by njt0900 February 14, 2010
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