clutterfied

Opposite of simplified. To live clutterfied, one is mystified at how others live with so little belongings, perplexed at how to only have what they need in their living space.

Though my mom was raised in a simplified home, with everything in its place and a place for everything, she raised her family in a clutterfied home that was literally never ready for guests.

by SmileySarahInTexas May 12, 2016

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.

Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!

by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018

Clutterfuck

A cluster fuck of clutter

The storage building is a clutterfuck.

by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018

Cluttery

Household essentials such as crockery and cutlery are augmented with useless inanimate objects we distribute evenly around the house called cluttery, the primary purpose of which is that that of disproportionately attracting dust!

Simeon: Visitors here in 10 mins! Should I add or remove cluttery from the table?

Maria: Whatever!!

by Simple Simeon May 27, 2018

clutterfuck

a man or a woman that fucks with clutter around them mainly with sex toys, bras, and there other random shit

oh i fucked my girl with a pure clutterfuck

by jeffis March 19, 2020

Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.

Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!

by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021