Climax

1* Climax: a tip, turning point or huge action part in a book.
2* Climax: The best part of an orgasm while cumming into that throbbing vagina.... or watermelon if you are lonely.

1* “Students the climax here is when the penis enters the vaginal cortex”
2* ‘ and then after what had been the best oral of their lives, the ripped off their shirts and and he rubbed his penis all over her vagina and he could feel the throb coming from it and suddenly hit his climax and cummed all over her and the room.’

by A giant May 18, 2018

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008

rope climber

A lady whose woohoo grips so tight it could climb a rope.

"Gill was a rope climber, but I couldn't stick around"

by sexbadger February 18, 2017

Social Climbing

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.

"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"

by B Chow April 18, 2010

Christian Climer

The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.

Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"

Girl 2: "He looks so much sexier with it short."

Girl 1: "I guess..."

by RageFace September 27, 2009

climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

by jokeocracy January 24, 2014

climactic

A moment of pure bliss. Sexually, or socially. The highest point of excitement.

"Damn, that was a climactic finish!"

by TWBGW June 2, 2014