monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

by MSUDelta July 27, 2009

Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.

Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!

by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021

Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.

by gasman72 December 13, 2009

Nigga Claws

When a preferably Black or Mixed individual refuses to cut their fingernails or toenails. And when they are all gnarled and and grown out they are usually referred to as "Nigga Claws."

Guy 1: "Man did you see that ladies toenails?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, She really had some Nigga Claws!"

by Lemon_Bass74 BLH April 26, 2011

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019