claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.

Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.

by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006

Clausen

the act of doing something stupid/irresponsible/morally wrong, while drunk

"Man, Carl sure pulled a Clausen last night by fucking that fat bitch!"

by ChristHimself August 6, 2007

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011