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Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.
Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
mugGet the Clankingmug.

Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.
Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!
by lilscholar0314 December 5, 2023
mugGet the Clankingmug.

Clank

I want to CLANK Toy Chica so badly
Me, you, CLANKING ALL DAY
by Dog In Boat, Doggo November 19, 2023
mugGet the Clankmug.

Clank Cuck

A person who can’t stop using chatGBT for their responses.

Or
Someone who gets off to watching chatGBT write their answers or think for them. A second hand bot if you will.
Dennis always uses chatGBT to add anything to the group chat. He’s such a clank cuck.
by Unicorn.enchiladas September 29, 2025
mugGet the Clank Cuckmug.

Clank

"I hate my new science teacher, he's such a clank!"
by Cheetos JK March 14, 2017
mugGet the Clankmug.

clank

"Clank" is a word to describe an awkward situation.

As a noun, it can be used as a word for "awkward situation(s)"
"I'm not going to the party, I would clank up a storm."
*in this case, the speaker doesn't want go go to the party because they believe
they'd make it awkward*

"What's with all that clank, man?"
*could be used after friend has an embarrassing conversation with a girl he likes?
by Karl_1999 April 27, 2024
mugGet the clankmug.

kinky clank

Man she’s kinky clank
by Kockadoodledoo May 3, 2018
mugGet the kinky clankmug.

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