CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.

"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

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Cia

Cia is a pretty girl. Cia loves to fight. Cia will beat yo ass. Cia get all the boys. Very fast. Cia is a good dancer

Cia is a pretty girl

by Solow ni October 4, 2021

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Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022

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Cia shien

Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected

“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”

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CIA

a terrorist organization disguised as a government body, who are funded by American Tax Dollars.

I fucking hate the CIA, they shot John F. Kennedy and they did 9/11 with the help of President bush.

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

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This term is usually referencing to the group Criminal-Investigation-Agency

We are with the CIA. Criminal-Investigation-Agency

by Jesus H. Chirst March 11, 2023

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