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CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.
"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
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CIA

This term is usually referencing to the group Criminal-Investigation-Agency
We are with the CIA. Criminal-Investigation-Agency
by Jesus H. Chirst March 11, 2023
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CIA

a terrorist organization disguised as a government body, who are funded by American Tax Dollars.
I fucking hate the CIA, they shot John F. Kennedy and they did 9/11 with the help of President bush.
by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023
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CIA Chimp Chatter

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.
Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.
by NIGGoku July 15, 2025
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CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise
"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
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Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!
Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!
by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018
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cia

cia means cheater

so basically when someone calls u cia it means ur a cheater.
omg cia is such a cia!
by salma walma September 18, 2022
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