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Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.
"We had church last night."
by thebyron October 30, 2008
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the slang word for goodbye, kind of like saying "peace out."
1- yo dude where you goin?
2- dont worry about it i'll be back later
1- aight man cya
2- CHURCHIN OUT
by randomgirlfrommaryland January 11, 2009
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Church or going to church is widely used in out law motorcycle clubs to mean a meeting or going to a meeting at the MC's hang out, club house, building where only full members (patched members) attend to talk about business and members vote to approve or not approve the club's activities.
Motorcycle President is calling a "church" session today all members must attend
by The original Gman August 20, 2017
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its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.
by nebba June 27, 2018
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A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.
I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.
by Your Local Lesbian Demon September 29, 2020
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"Dude I need a redbull I'm about to collapse"

"fine, let's go to church real quick
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“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”
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