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Chub

A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.
Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?

It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.
by Lurays elocutioner September 2, 2019
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Chub

Overgrown piece of fat. Usually related to jiggle or hypocrite PE teachers. When you touch it, it feels like jell-o. Also refers to your friend, an annoying person, or just some fat guy. It can be a girl too.
Coco: "Hey you're a chub!"
Caca: "Thanks Bro, your my broham
by Jball2500 November 14, 2018
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The chubs

Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.

Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.

A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.
by Clarabella December 18, 2020
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Chub

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.
Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge
by Dill Dough February 16, 2004
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Chub

Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.
Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.

Andrew: Wanna chub?

Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.
by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009
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chub it

When you eat your own poop and take a picture of it.
after the giant dump i took, i chubbed it for myspace.
by gay-house September 13, 2005
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chub

a roll of fat that older children have, baby fat that was never burned off.
look at all the chub on those tikes- they still look like babies!
by Charlie Hardfort January 8, 2008
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