A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.
Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?
It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.
It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.
by Lurays elocutioner September 03, 2019
Friendly, robust and the elders of the clan, rather rounded, The chubs have been bumbling Merrily around-sometimes rather blindly for the leaders are very shortsighted- for more then three decades now.
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though a tad absent minded and Clumsy, theses introverted extroverts are a jolly good bunch, helpful, creative and generally good sports in the grand scheme of things.
A few years back, the youngest of the chubs found himself a wife and so the chubs grew to be a five with an honorary chub. Now, there’s news of another chub on the way, and so the bloodline continues and the chubs are to reign another generation!
Though the Supermarkets nationwide out of flour, the chubs shrugged it off And carried on with her baking Of the 25th of apple crumble of the week.
by Clarabella December 18, 2020
The chubs, a family of 4 established in the early 80s, are a quirky bunch with big hearts and -for some of the members- bigger noses. A couple of them are rounder in size then they’d like to be, as the mothership of the group has recently become a master baker, putting shops out of flour, eggs, sugar and butter all over the midlands.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.
The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!
by Clarabella December 17, 2020
-proper N. A man with a chub.
-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"
-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.
-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"
-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.
Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge
by Dill Dough February 16, 2004
Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.
Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.
Andrew: Wanna chub?
Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.
Andrew: Wanna chub?
Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.
by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009
by gay-house August 16, 2005
by Charlie Hardfort December 19, 2007