A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."
by The Harlot of Misplaced Wisdom December 15, 2011
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Get the chubaphobic mug.A chub nigga can be known by the kid who's name is like "Chuck". The chub ass "Chuck" child tried to nig around but can't do anything for his life.
The Chub Nigga can often be the weird ass kid who tries to fit in, but does not. You will know one one you see one, they give off that vibe.
The Chub Nigga can often be the weird ass kid who tries to fit in, but does not. You will know one one you see one, they give off that vibe.
Bob: What the fuck is Chuck doing.
Joe: Idk Chucks being a chub nigga.
Bob: Oh ok.
Joe: He's chubbing too much.
Bob: I agree.
Joe: Idk Chucks being a chub nigga.
Bob: Oh ok.
Joe: He's chubbing too much.
Bob: I agree.
by Barr69 September 25, 2016
Get the chub nigga mug.Chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, "muffin tops" and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.
Jensen: So I hear you have a new girlfriend?
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.
by McHardism February 14, 2012
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Get the chubba lovin mug.1. A subject that will hold it's own in conversation. Typically gossip. (American-English)
Synonyms: Interesting, fascinating, etc.
2. Something worth talking about in a positive way. (British-English)
Synonyms: Legendary, awesome, etc.
History
Conlocutio(Latin) = Coverse
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Some = Old english for sum such as twosome threesome etc.
Conlosome
-->Choblosome
-->Chobblesome
Synonyms: Interesting, fascinating, etc.
2. Something worth talking about in a positive way. (British-English)
Synonyms: Legendary, awesome, etc.
History
Conlocutio(Latin) = Coverse
+
Some = Old english for sum such as twosome threesome etc.
Conlosome
-->Choblosome
-->Chobblesome
1. That girl is so chobblesome, man after man I swear/God, this show is so chobblesome.
2. This house is chobblesome/You guys are the most chobblesome people I know.
2. This house is chobblesome/You guys are the most chobblesome people I know.
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