Chris is not a good person and will probably break your heart over text. People with this name or Christopher suck. And play minecraft an excessive amount. He breaks hearts to get with other girls that he has been with with names like Raven.
by BELA4LIFE April 17, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Your local soviet general, is a nice and kind but can legit kill anything with his kgb training. Chris uses propaganda for communism and probably caused chernobyl. Otherwise he is a good person and carries a bayonet knife around
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Someone that effortlessly grabs and holds your attention, a wise cracking, confident and natural leader. He’s a hard worker, a risk taker and innovator. He never backs down to a challenge, he takes it and owns it.. “if someone else can do it, I can do it”...
He has a charming charisma with a matching grin that breaks through any barrier you may hold up, you trust him and can see his truth instantly.
Although he sees himself as a bit of a lone wolf you can feel his loyalty, you trust his word and have no doubt of the sincerity of every action he follows with. He loves fiercely, he will defend and protect those he does if it took his last breath.
You can try come close to Chris, but you’ll never come close enough.
He has a charming charisma with a matching grin that breaks through any barrier you may hold up, you trust him and can see his truth instantly.
Although he sees himself as a bit of a lone wolf you can feel his loyalty, you trust his word and have no doubt of the sincerity of every action he follows with. He loves fiercely, he will defend and protect those he does if it took his last breath.
You can try come close to Chris, but you’ll never come close enough.
by GooGooDoll February 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.
Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
by TruthyyyfullyFake June 18, 2021
Get the Chrismug. guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
by dracublah July 6, 2009
Get the Chrismug. He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.
by satchelqueen December 14, 2010
Get the Chrismug. A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.
Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
by McHeffey March 5, 2009
Get the Chrismug.