Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 10, 2013

Knuckle Chowder

Ejaculation from masturbating.

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower

by ~Rosie January 28, 2008

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 09, 2006

kitty chowder

vaginal fluids

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.

by Deanna December 04, 2003

Cup of Chowder

When you have sex and pull out and blow your load in a girls belly button.

Last night I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a nice hot cup of chowder.

by Mr.Bigstuff113 May 23, 2010

man chowder

Semen ejaculated from the male sexual organ

Rob: Dude, Mr Prout just set us 6 more homework assignments!
Liam: I know. I slipped some of my man chowder in his coffee though, so it's all good.

by Rob764 July 29, 2005