Chode Monger

An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.

Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!

by ChiBearsFan5423 May 9, 2010

Fat cat choad

a fat kid with a choad.... origanally from northeast AP in the town of yelwah

look at adam he is a fat cat choad
Holy fat cat choad

by february 4,2009 March 4, 2009

chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.

"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

chodeboard

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

Technical Chode

Someone who brings up really minute details, therefore making them a chode

Me - He got like 20 yards on that run
John - Actually it was 19.5 yards
Me- Shut up you technical chode, go get me another beer.

by The man who knows good stuff November 30, 2010

Blumpy Choad

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021